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#38 - "Hometown Blues (and Greens)"
Component 13.1
May 7th, 2010
by Adrian J. Watts

New Orleans

"Trick!" Sato Kiko cried. "I don't see the point to this!"

"You don't see anything," Trick replied cheekily. "You're blindfolded."

"Fun-ny," Ikku said. "Kiko's right, Trick. We lived here while the renovations were being done. We already know what it all looks like."

It was shortly before dawn, and a black-clad Trick Star had assembled his three boarders - the brown-haired young woman, Sato Kiko; the blonde young man, Nagura Ikku; and the symmetrically-featured dark-haired humanoid robot, Sei - outside the front entrance to his pizza store, 'Hey, Pizza!'.

There, he covered their eyes with blindfolds and spoke loudly as the few people who walked past at that time of the morning cast bewildered glances in his direction.

"'Hey, Pizza!' has been undergoing extensive renovations for the last few weeks," he told them as he ushered his companions through the doors one-by-one. "Now, finally, all the hard work has paid off. This morning, the store re-opens for business!"

He allowed the doors to swing shut behind him and continued to push the Robomen through the store. They felt their way around the long, stainless steel benches that marked the edges of the kitchen area and fumbled blindly for the swinging plastic doors that separated the restaurant from the room that they occupied at the back of the store.

The doors were not there.

Sei carefully and silently counted his steps from the counter to the back wall, where the walls had always been - but when he reached out and felt for them, his fingers brushed against a solid wall.

"Okay - you can take off your blindfolds now!" Trick told them.

They did as he suggested, and Kiko and Ikku each blinked several times to get used to the bright light inside the restaurant as it flooded against their eyes which, when blindfolded, had become accustomed to the darkness.

"Trick...?"

"Yes, Ikku?"

"Is this your way of telling us you don't want us living here anymore?"

Trick smirked. "I don't know what you mean, Ikku."

"The back room's gone."

"What are you talking about?" Trick asked. "The door's right there."

Ikku turned to look at Trick and raised a concerned eyebrow.

"Trick, have you had too many of those weird South American peppers again? It's a blank wall. Which is weird, because the doors were there an hour ago."

Trick frowned.

"You're the crazy one, Ikku," he said. "The doors are right there."

"No. They're not," Ikku responded. "Kiko? Sei? Can you guys see any doors?"

"No," Sei replied simply.

Kiko scowled.

"I have to agree with Ikku, Trick," she said. "Are you okay?"

"You really can't see the doors, can you?" Trick observed. "They're there! Ikku, try running through them."

"O... kay." Ikku faced the wall again and took several steps backwards. Then, he started to run, as fast as he could, until he hit the wall and fell back against the ground, hard. "OUCH!"

Trick grinned.

"Kiko? Why don't you try it?" he asked.

Kiko shook her head.

"Um, no." she replied.

"Please?" Trick asked.

Kiko opened her mouth to refuse, but hesitated. She looked away from Trick and stared at the wall.

"There is a small - " Sei began to say, but he stopped as he saw Trick vigorously shaking his head.

"Okay," Kiko said.

She took a deep breath and two steps backwards, carefully avoiding Ikku as he picked himself up off the cold linoleum floor. She took another deep breath before rushing forward - and as she moved towards the wall, a large section of it receded with a loud hydraulic hiss, then slid away behind the wall to the right.

Kiko ran through the gap and found herself filling the space where the back room had once been, but she was not in the room she had been leaving in for the past few weeks. As Ikku, Sei and Trick entered behind her, she took the time to look around and her jaw dropped in amazement.

Instead of a tiny, dark room filled only with a small television, an old couch, a wooden desk and a computer, she saw four rooms. A large central room with a new red couch and two black leather reclining chairs; a massive plasma TV mounted onto one wall; and a large corner table with a brand new computer workstation on top of it, next to which stood the beaming, two-inch tall robot Cog.

"Hi!" Cog said enthusiastically. "Welcome to your new home!"

"Home...?" Sei nodded appreciatively. "This is a vast improvement."

"Look!" Kiko shrieked. She had rushed to one side of the room, where three small doors were set into the wall. "Bedrooms!"

One of the small rooms was plushly furnished with a double bed in its centre, with a wardrobe on one side, a lamp-laden table on the other. She hurried to the next door and opened it, and saw that it was a cramped - but private - bathroom, with a toilet, vanity and shower.

Sei opened the third door and found a second bedroom, much smaller than the first - and instead of the large bed and furniture, that bedroom contained only a pair of bunks, each barely big enough to fit a single person.

"I call the double bed!" Ikku said quickly.

"I don't think so!" Kiko told him.

"But I called it," Ikku pointed out.

Kiko let out a deep sigh, walked towards her ally and placed her hands on his shoulders.

"Ikku, I have had to share a tiny, tiny room with you for weeks. You smell. You make noises. You don't clean up after yourself." She stared directly into his eyes before she continued. "If you don't give me the big, soft bed, I'll take something of yours that's soft... and not so big."

"Kiko!" Trick shrieked. "What did you just - ?"

"Okay!" Ikku said. He quickly scrambled away from Kiko and hid behind Sei. "You can have the bed!"

Kiko smiled warmly. "Thank you, Ikku. That's very nice." She faced Trick. "And thank you, Trick!"

She ran forward and threw her arms around his shoulders, hugging him tightly.

"I mean it," she whispered. "Thank you."

"Yeah, Trick," Ikku said as he cast his eyes around the room again. "This is amazing, isn't it, Sei?"

Sei nodded slowly.

"It is an impressive home," he said, "but I cannot stop myself wondering how this was built in place of the small room we occupied until little more than an hour ago."

"Well, you see - " Trick began to reply, but he was interrupted by a familiar voice echoing through the restaurant and travelling into the just-revealed back rooms.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah SUGOI!" Kageki yelled as he saw the new addition to 'Hey, Pizza!'. He hurried forward and ran a circuit of the main room, taking only a second to peer into each of the bedrooms and the bathroom. "This is amazing, Trick-san! And the restaurant, too!"

"Thanks, Kageki," Trick smiled at the excited, green-clad teenager. In more ways than one...

Kageki was so excited that he bounced on the balls of his feet at the centre of the room, jerking his head around again and again to stare at all the bright shiny things. Even the clean, white plaster walls seemed to amaze him, and as Trick, Sei and Kiko all stared at him in amusement, Ikku made his way to the couch and stood on top of it.

"Now that Kageki's here," he said seriously, "there's something I want to talk to you all about."

They all faced him, and Kageki calmed himself. He sat, cross-legged, on the floor which, unlike the restaurant beyond the hidden doorway, was covered with soft beige carpet.

"When I decided to come back, you reminded me that I was meant to be the team leader," Ikku reminded them. "I have spent the last week coming up with a set of rules that we all need to follow." He reached into his pocket and pulled out four identical sheets of paper. He handed one each to Trick, Kageki, Sei and Kiko, then stood in front of the couch with his hands behind his back. "Sei, what is rule number one?"

"'No more secrets'," Sei responded.

"Very good. Kageki, what is rule number two?"

"'Be proactive!' Good one, Ikku-sama!" he answered excitedly.

"Trick?"

"Rule number three is 'look out for each other'," Trick announced.

"Rule four is to... ask Kageki for more shrimp and anchovy pizza?" Kiko offered without prompting.

"Exactly," Ikku said smugly. "We all need to ask Kageki for... what?"

Kiko turned the paper over so that Ikku could see what it said.

"You scribbled that over 'trust each other and never act alone'," she told him. Ikku blushed.

"I like 'never act alone' better, Ikku-sama," Kageki remarked.

Ikku smiled at him. "Me too, Kageki. Me too. But I really would like some more shrimp and anchovy pizza... unless Trick needs you to work...?"

"Trick-san?" Kageki asked his boss.

Trick gulped down a deep breath.

"Kageki... doesn't work here anymore," he revealed.

"What?!" Kageki and Ikku cried in unison.

"I received a phone call from Kageki's father a week ago," Trick said. "You're going tomorrow, Kageki."

All the excitement and enthusiasm drained out of Kageki's face. His skin turned deathly pale and he turned away from Trick and Ikku. Kiko stepped forward and put her arm around Kageki's shoulders.

"What does he mean, 'you're going'?" Ikku asked.

"I'm leaving. I'm going home," Kageki replied.

"Home? I thought you lived at 'Hey, Pizza!', you're here so often..." Ikku joked. He started to say something else, but stopped himself as Kiko shot him a concerned look.

"Kageki," she said softly. "Don't you live here in New Orleans?"

Kageki nodded slowly. "I do, but my father wants me to go home home. To Tokyo!"