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#36 - "Adapt or Die"
Component 12.2
April 28th, 2010
by Adrian J. Watts

New Orleans // 11pm

Ikku pulled the thick blankets on Amy Seaward's bed around himself and reached out with one hand for the warm body that had, a moment earlier, been laying next to him.

There was nothing there - aside from him, the bed was empty. He closed his eyes, yawned, and then reached out again; but still, there was nothing for his hand to touch, except for the soft sheets where Amy had been laying. He yawned again, rolled onto his back, opened his eyes and scanned the room.

She wasn't there.

"Amy?" he called out. He stood and pulled one of the blankets off the bed and around his body. He walked out of the bedroom and into the hallway beyond, then down a narrow, winding staircase which led to the living room and kitchen of Amy's flat.

"Amy?" he called again - and then he saw her, relaxing in one of two black armchairs, staring at the glowing television set in front of her. He didn't like what she was watching; what she watched every night at 11pm.

It was the local news - but not just any news. It was -

" -- RoboWatch, with Wayne Rogers," the television announcer's voice blared through the speakers on either side of the wide plasma screen.

"Thanks, Barry," Wayne Rogers said as his face appeared on the screen. In Ikku's mind, the man could not have looked more smug or full of himself if he tried - his short blonde hair was so perfectly combed and placed that it may as well have been a wig, and he had the perfectly-straight, brilliantly-white teeth of a stereotypical used car salesman, televangelist or infomercial host.

But none of that was why he didn't like the show, or that Amy was watching it.

"Welcome to RoboWatch," Rogers went on, "where you can hear all the news that's fit to be aired about our local, colourful adventurers, the Robomen.

"On tonight's program we consider the question: Robomen - Heroes of Villains? Since their appearance in New Orleans several weeks ago, the city has been under siege from all sorts of threats, ranging from invasions by the Black Battalion to giant tortoises and, most recently, giant robots.

"In every case, our city has been saved by the Robomen - but never without significant damage. That makes me wonder: clearly, the Robomen want to keep New Orleans from being destroyed, but why? It has only been in danger due to their presence here, for which we have all paid the price. I can't be the only one who has noticed the mass exodus of our brave citizens.

"Email us at the address displayed on your screen for your views on this matter. Later in the program we will look at your feedback when I am joined by a discussion panel including - "

"Geez, Amy," Ikku said. "How can you watch this crap?"

Amy craned her neck to look back at Ikku.

"Maybe you should watch it," she said. "This Rogers guy has come pretty close to exposing your friends more than once. I don't think it's a bad idea to keep an eye on what your enemies are saying about you."

"He shouldn't even be an enemy," Ikku mumbled as he sat on the arm of the chair and moved his blanket to cover Amy as well. "We saved him from Musen Robo last week. He should be cheering for us!"

Amy raised an eyebrow.

"'We'? 'Us'?" she repeated. "Does that mean you're a Roboman again?"

Ikku shook his head.

"No, of course n - what's that? How did they...?"

He pointed at the television screen and Amy quickly looked at what had caught his attention: RoboWatch was showing footage of Ikku in the altered costume Amy had made for him, clambering over a rooftop in the middle of the night.

"... program, Alicia Walters will talk about what appears to be a new figure on the hero scene, who was caught on film two nights ago - " Wayne Rogers' voice drawled on.

"Haha, you're a hero!" Amy laughed. "And you don't even have a codename, since you're not Red Robo anymore!"

"Adaptex," Ikku said. "That's my new codename. I thought it suited my powers, since I can use kenez energy to adapt to just about anything - or at least I will be able to do that, when I get some more practice."

Amy nodded.

"Adaptex. Sounds nice. Very superhero-y," she remarked. "Now that you've got a codename and a costume, I guess you have no reason to go back to the Robomen at all."

"That's the second time you've mentioned me rejoining the team," he said. "Do you want me to leave?"

Amy shook her head.

"No! Of course not! I told you you're welcome here as long as you like..."

"But?"

"... but I don't like lying to Kiko every day, and when I said you could stay I expected wild, passionate, at-least-three-times-a-day sex out of you, and that just hasn't happened. You spend all night out as Adaptex, and you sleep all day. I never get to see you, let alone bask in your hotness."

Ikku smiled. Slowly, he pulled the blanket away and slid down into Amy's lap. He was still wearing his Adaptex costume, all but the mask, and Amy smiled back at him as she ran her hand along his cheek and lightly touched the pale red 'tattoos' on his chest.

Ikku leaned forward and pressed his forehead against hers, so that their eyes were only a few centimetres apart.

"You really like me, don't you?" he whispered.

"I do," Amy whispered back.

"Good."

Ikku pulled his face away from hers and placed his hands against her hips. Then, he leaned forward again and brushed his lips gently across her nose, her cheek, and then her mouth. He closed his eyes and felt her lips part and did everything he could to fight the instinct to close his own mouth before she made another move.

A second later, her tongue flicked against his teeth before reaching further back, twisting itself around his own tongue. He held her hips more tightly and pressed his body forward, until he could even feel her heart beat through her top and his modified robosuit. Her hands slid across his back and thighs - and immediately, his body tensed and he pulled himself away.

"Sorry," he said. He was blushing, and his cheeks were almost as red as his robosuit. "I - "

"Oh my god you are such a doofus!" Amy snapped. She pushed him away and he fell backwards, landing flat on his back on the soft, carpeted floor. "Don't. Move."

Amy lifted herself from the chair and kneeled with one leg on each side of Ikku's torso. She slowly lifted his arms above his head and stroked the sides of his chest before leaning forward and laying against his chest.

"Your heart's pounding!" she said. "And you're... sweaty." She lifted her head and stared down at his face. His eyes were closed tight, and he wasn't moving. "You're really nervous."

Ikku nodded slowly.

"Sorry," he said again.

"Sweaty's good," she said as she hooked her finger through the loop which held the 'x'-shaped straps across his chest together. "I like to get we - you're really tense. Don't tell me you haven't...?"

Ikku's eyes shot open.

"Oh, no, no!" he cried. "Of course I have. I just don't..." He arrowed his eyebrows as he tried to come up with the right way to answer. "I dont - did you hear that?"

"Don't change the subject!" Amy told him.

"No, I'm serious - the TV! Listen!"

" ... - breaking news!" Wayne Rogers seemed to be almost shouting the announcement. "Two robots have been sighted near the site of last week's massive robot battle, in which this station was attacked by the menacing mechanoid! Will the Robomen investigate this latest sighting? Remember, NOTA is offering an award of $10,000 for information exposing the identity of - klik!"

The TV switched off, and the image quickly faded to black.

Ikku blinked, looked around the room and saw Amy standing behind the black armchair. She dangled his thin red mask from one finger and held the television remote in her other hand.

"Go on..."

Amy sighed and Ikku clambered to his feet and snatched the mask from her. He placed it overs his eyes and wrapped in around his head, tying it beneath his thick, dark blonde hair. He leaned forward and kissed Amy on the cheek before heading for the door.

"Amy?" he called over his shoulder. "I haven't forgotten where we left off. I promise, when I get back...!"

Amy nodded and smiled at Ikku as he passed through the door and let it slam shut behind him. She sighed again and glanced around the empty flat.

I thought I had him that time... she thought to herself, but I guess he isn't the one.

She strolled into the kitchen and picked up the handset of a cordless phone, the base of which was mounted on the kitchen wall. She pressed one of the speed dial buttons and listened to the whirs and clicks of the phone line as her call was connected.

"Hello, welcome to 'Hey, Pizza!'" a cheery voice greeted her on the other end of the phone. "My name's Kageki! How can I help you?"


Ikku hurried through the dark and nearly deserted streets of New Orleans, completely oblivious to everything around him. For two weeks, he had had only a single objective - to find out if his father was still alive and, if he was, to rescue him and bring him home. He spent every night as Adaptex, perched on rooftops all over the city searching for any sign that Doctor Nagura, or his robots, were still somewhere in the city; in those two weeks, he'd found nothing, except for the giant Musen Robo he helped his friends destroy a week earlier.

If robots had been seen in the city, that meant - at least in Ikku's mind - that his father was somewhere controlling them... and if he could capture those robots, maybe he could find out where his father was.

Despite the ten thousand dollar reward promised by Wayne Rogers, there were very few people walking the streets that night. The population of New Orleans had rapidly decreased in the two months that the Robomen had lived in the city, with too many people fearing injury or death as robots, monsters and pixies swamped the city in their efforts to destroy the colourfully-garbed heroes.

Maybe Rogers is right, Ikku thought as he ran as quickly as he could to the site of the Robomen's battle with Musen Robo. Ranma Robo destroyed half the mall trying to capture me and Katrina could have destroyed the entire city. If Kageki hadn't destroyed it when he did - !

Ikku stopped running and took in a deep breath which he released as a long sigh.

Kageki... he repeated silently to himself. I was so hard on him because he almost killed my father and might have driven away any chance I had of seeing him again... but he did the right thing. If he hadn't destroyed Katrina, and Sei wasn't able to teleport my father to safety, the entire city would have been flattened!

He caught his breath and started running again. He had entered an area of the city he didn't know very well - it was, to him, a maze of narrow side streets and cluttered alleyways, but it was the also the most direct route from Amy's flat to NOTA headquarters.

If there are robots around here, I don't want them to know I'm coming, he thought. He decided to cling to the buildings on each side of the street, where he hoped that even in the dim light that shone from inside the windows of stores that had closed for the night he could avoid being seen - it was better, he knew, that continuing on down the middle of the road.

I'm nearly there, he realised as he passed the opening of an alleyway, and there's a fire escape. If I can get up onto that roof I should be able to see everything in the area, including any robots!

He ran to a nearby building and stared up at the metal stairs attached to its side. Above him, just out of reach of his outstretched fingers, was the final rung of a metal ladder. He jumped and wrapped his fingers around the cold bar and felt the ladders slide down as he fell back toward the ground. He quickly climbed the ladder and ascended the metal steps of the fire escape, trying to be as quiet as possible while not giving up his speed.

A moment later he was at the top of the fire escape - and even without making the difficult climb to the top of the building he could see some distance in each direction... which did him no good at all.

It's too dark, he realised, and there are no lights in the alleys, which is where I'd be if I was a robot that probably didn't want anyone to see me. I'll get back down to ground level and -

He turned around and found himself face to face with a figure that looked like it was trying to celebrate Hallowe'en six months early. It was clearly a man, slightly taller than Ikku, and he seemed to be wearing a black leotard - but his body was covered with thick black fur. The fur was thinner on his face and neck, so Ikku could make out the man's dark brown eyes and sharp nose. He almost looked familar.

"Who are you?" Ikku asked.

"I am the Warwolf," the man snarled. His voice was deep, guttural and even. It reminded Ikku of someone practicing English, and going to great lengths to give equal attention to each syllable to avoid any mistakes.

"That's... great," Ikku replied, "and that's a really great werewolf costume, but I need you to get out - "

"I am the Warwolf!" the man snarled again, and as Ikku watched his nose seemed to lengthen until it looked like a wolf's fur-covered snout. He bared his teeth and, amid a pale purple glow, Ikku saw the man's canine teeth extend and sharpen until they were genuine fangs. The man's hands and feet also seemed to change - long, sharp nails emerged from each fingertip and toe.

Purple energy...? Ikku thought. What the - ?

"ROWR!" the man snarled.

He swung one talon-like hand at Ikku's face, but Ikku was fast.

"Chaos Sword!" he shouted. Bright blue raido energy flared around his right hand and he felt his familiar weapon become solid in his hand. He gripped the black hilt of the translucent-red bladed weapon and quickly raised it; the other man's slash hit the flat of the blade and he quickly pulled his hand away.

"Let's make this easy, Warwolf," Ikku said. "I don't want to hurt you?"

"You? Hurt me?" The man seemed to speak more easily and fluidly, and despite the necessary snarling caused by the man's snout and longer-than-human teeth, Ikku thought his voice seemed familiar - like his appearance, before he turned into a monster. "Don't make me laugh, human."

Ikku tilted the weapon so that the sharp edge of the blade was pointed at his opponent before he spoke again.

"Human?" he repeated. "Don't you think you're taking this a bit too - "

The man slashed with his left hand and again, Ikku maneuvered the Chaos Sword to block the blow. The man raised his right hand and Ikku carefully moved the Chaos Sword for the third time - then the man's left hand moved again. His fingers came together to form a fist... a first bathed in purple light.

"Bakemono Madoi!" the man snarled. As his clenched fist approached Ikku's face, his finger suddenly spread again and he hooked the glowing digits beneath one of the many straps of Ikku's costume.

Without any obvious strain the man lifted Ikku several feet off the ground and stared into his mask-covered eyes for a moment before his eyes fell on the bulky Alert Bracer strapped to the Roboman's right wrist. Without even thinking about it, the man looked at his own arm, and Ikku followed his gaze. Through the fur, he saw something glint, reflecting the purple glow which emanated from the man's claw-like hand.

"You're - aaaaahhhh!" Ikku tried to speak, but his words were overwhelmed by the desperate scream which welled up through his throat as the man through him high into the air and over the edge of the fire escape.

His strength is unbelievable! Ikku thought. He threw me so - oh, wait, there's the ground -

"Let's go, Robo!"

Time seemed to slow to a crawl around Ikku as he dropped his weapon and the circuitry embedded beneath his skin came to life. Bright lights sparked along thin wires and paused at various points. Where the lights paused thick, jagged pieces of silver-grey metal passed through Ikku's skin and pierced the porous fabric of his robosuit to form a thick chestplate, gloves, boots and a helmet which covered his entire head only a second before he hit the ground, hard.

Ikku looked down at his body as the world span around him. His Roboman armour, especially his chestplate, had not formed correctly - the straps and buckles sewn into his robosuit by Amy had blocked the metal in several places as it tried to pass through the fabric; elsewhere, the straps had snapped and his robosuit had torn. The metal quickly disappeared from view entirely along with everything else around Ikku as unconscious took over...

... and, suddenly, Ikku was back at the top of the fire escape.

"What...?" he wondered.

He stood up and looked around. There was no sign of the Warwolf and he still held the Chaos Sword in his right hand. The broken straps and shreds of his red robosuit were completely repaired. As far as he could tell the Warwolf had never touched him, let alone thrown him over the edge of the fire escape.

Purple energy... he remembered. Probably some sort of eternity energy.

Ikku relaxed and the Chaos Sword immediately vanished. He looked down into the street below, but he could see no sign of the Warwolf. He glanced at his Alert Bracer and saw the time displayed on its small LCD display - 12:32am.

That was weird, but I'm out here for a reason - I've got to find those robots!


Ranma Robo and Denshi Robo stepped into the dark alleyway, sticking to the shadows to avoid being seen. They were so well-hidden that they could barely see each other, despite the light of the full moon illuminating part of the alley in which they stood.

What they could see was the broken, defeated form of their former ally, the one who had called them to the alley - Jigenseisokuka Robo.

"Sorceress Miko did this?" Denshi Robo asked in its monotonous, mechanical voice.

"Jigenseisokuka Robo's artificial intelligence chip has been removed," Ranma Robo said calmly.

"Then it cannot help us capture our prey?"

Ranma Robo shook its head.

"Not directly, but it does not need intelligence to help us. Ranma Noborizaka!"

Ranma Robo placed its palm flat against Jigenseisokuka Robo's chest and bright red kenez energy flooded from its body and into the broken robot. A moment later Jigenseisokuka Robo's remaining eye opened and it stared at the other two robots.

"Jigenseisokuka Robo activated," it said mechanically.

"Without its artificial intelligence chip Jigenseisokuka Robo can still perform the directives of its basic programming," Ranma Robo explained. "It lacks the intelligence to determine strategy, but Jigenseisokuka Robo was not the most creative of Doctor Nagura's creations."

It looked straight into the half-face that Jigenseisokuka Robo still posessed.

"Our mission to capture Sorceress Miko remains," it said. "Do you understand?" Jigenseisokuka Robo's head bobbed up and down slowly. "You will help us lure her out."

Ranma Robo pointed across the street, to a man standing at the top of a fire escape - it was Ikku, in his bright red robosuit. Jigenseisokuka Robo turned its head and saw where Ranma Robo was pointing.

"That is your target," Ranma Robo told it. "Destroy that and occupy the Robomen. Denshi and I will locate and destroy Sorceress Miko."

Jigenseisokuka Robo's head turned again and it stared blankly at Ranma Robo.

"They can destroy Jigenseisokuka Robo with Gattai Robo," Denshi Robo pointed out.

Ranma Robo nodded.

"I am prepared. Jigenseisokuka, Hardware Upgrade!"

More kenez energy poured from its hands and into the barely-functioning robot - and suddenly, it began to grow. After a moment it had doubled in size; a few seconds later it was close to five hundred feet tall, and its massive feet crushed the two buildings which lined the alley.

"Destroy the Robomen," Ranma Robo said again as it and Denshi Robo vanished into the darkness.