G U A R D I A N
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#23 - "Mochi Do About Something"
Component 08.1
March 30th, 2010
by Adrian J. Watts

New Orleans

"Let's go, Robo!"

Ikku, Sei and Kiko shouted in unison as they chased the small robot down the long and deserted alleyway behind the shopping centre where Kiko worked. Darkness seemed to close around them as the circuitry embedded beneath their skin activated, sending jagged pieces of metal through pores in their skintight robosuits. The metal fused together and formed shiny silver metal gloves, boots, a chestplate and a helmet to protect them in any potential skirmish.

The robot they chased, however, seemed hardly worth the effort. It was only five feet tall and had a skeletal frame; the only element of it with any bulk was a large oval tank attached to its back. It did not even seem terribly menacing - since they noticed its arrival three or four minutes earlier, it had succeeded only in snatching a purse from one of Kiko's workmates.

"This is crazy!" Ikku said. "Why would a robot come here just to steal someone's bag?"

"Maybe they thought it was me!" Kiko suggested.

"The greater concern should be who created the robot and sent it here," Sei told them. "Director Satoshi was destroyed with Blizzard Base Zero."

"Who else knows how to create robots?" Kiko asked. "Only Doctor Nagura!"

"My father would never send a robot to steal someone's purse," Ikku told her. "Let's just catch this thing, and we can - ACHOO! - ask it who built it!"

Kiko stopped running. The boys rushed past her but, when they realised she was no longer moving, they stopped and turned back.

"Yellow Robo, we must - " Sei began.

"No!" Kiko said. "I knew you were sick, Ikku! You came back from the Amazon with that cold and you said you were fine, but you didn't rest and now look!"

Ikku put his hands on his hips.

"I am fine! It was one sneeze!" he argued. "Now come on, before - OW!"

Ikku whirled around to see the small robot at the other end of the alley, jumping up and down with delight, and noticed a crumpled soft drink can at his feet. The seemingly-harmless robot had thrown the can with enough force that Ikku felt it even through his thick helmet.

"That's it!" he shouted and began running again.

"Ik - I mean, Red Robo!" Kiko called after him. He stopped. "Let me!"

Kiko put one foot forward and, to Ikku and Sei, seemed to vanish into a yellow blur. She streaked past them and out the other end of the alleyway, into the street beyond. They hurried to follow her and soon caught up, as she had cornered the small robot in another alley and stopped to confront it.

"Okay!" Ikku said enthusiastically. He reached for his Robo Rifle, kept secure in a brown leather holster just beneath his chestplate. He drew it and levelled it at the small robot's head. "Hand over the bag and tell us who sent you."

The robot looked at the bag in its hand and then at the ground. It seemed to Ikku that it was considering its options. After a moment, it looked up at Ikku, leaned forward, and stuck out a mechanical tongue to blow him a raspberry.

"Why you - !"

Ikku squeezed the trigger on his Robo Rifle, releasing a bolt of invisible energy that struck the centre of the robot's head - at least, it struck the robot, where its head had been. The robot seemed undamaged, however, as its body was immersed in red kenez energy and it grew; from five feet to fifteen feet, to one hundred and fifty feet, up to five hundred feet.

"Oh, great..." Ikku moaned as the robot's sides struck the edges of buildings, sending concrete and mortar falling to the street below. "Guys...!"

Kiko and Sei nodded to acknowledge their understanding.

"Phase Three! Go, Robo Vehicles!"

Amid a sparkle of blue energy, that mechanical components of the Robomen's armour separated from their bodies and hovered in the air before them. Quickly, the metal expanded, transformed and changed - changing colour and fusing together to form the large yellow Lightning Jet, Flame Tank and Water Cutter.

Sei raised his left hand and pressed a sequence of buttons on his bulky Alert Bracer, which he had spent most of the week following his capture in the Amazon rainforest repairing. A moment later, the voice of Cog - the Robomen's two-inch tall robotic ally - could be heard loudly exclaiming "Robo Fusion!"

"Robo Fusion!" the Robomen repeated in unison.

Suddenly, the Water Cutter split horizontally down the middle and folded apart to form a pair of black and blue legs and a strong black 'pelvis'. Then the turret of the Flame Tank lifted off as the rest of the tank split in half. The turret connected to the Water Cutter 'pelvis' to form a red 'spine', and the two remaining pieces of the Flame Tank became red and black arms. The wings of the Lightning Jet folded back, leaving the jet looking like a solid rectangular block with a nosecone attached. The block settled on top of Gattai Robo's 'pelvis' and in front of its 'spine' to form a yellow torso and the nosecone folded backwards as though it were a hood, revealing the black and grey head of the robot.

The cockpits of the three vehicles merged together; walls disappeared, leaving the three Robomen in one room, sitting before three separate control panels.

"Gattai Robo..." Ikku whistled appreciatively. "This is... what? The fifth time we've gattaied? I don't think I'll ever get used to it!"

Gattai Robo rocked backwards as the purse-snatching robot shoved it aggressively. As the Robomen manipulated their controls to keep Gattai Robo from falling, the other robot danced around them, jumping up and down and sticking out its metal tongue. It shoved its thumbs inside its ears and wiggled its fingers then turned its back on them and, after sticking out its backside, shook it back and forth.

"Is that thing serious?" Ikku asked. "Is he fighting us or playing with us?"

"Vertex Shield," Sei said. There was a blue glow as the round, semi-transparent blue shield materialised and attached itself to Sei's right wrist. Outside, a larger version of the same shield appeared on Gattai Robo's right wrist. Sei slowly moved the shield in front of his body, a movement emulated by Gattai Robo. "We should not take any risks."

The other robot scuttled around without changing his pose. At his size, it took a few seconds for him to turn all the way around and face the Robomen, but when he did, he seemed unfazed by the shield.

["Give up!"] Ikku said, and his voice emerged from Gattai Robo's mouth so that his opponent - and half of New Orleans - could hear him. ["Surrender or we will destroy you."]

The robot shook its head.

"We warned him," Ikku said. He turned to Kiko. "Are you ready?"

Kiko nodded. "Electro Blaster!"

Blue energy swirled around Kiko's right hand as the yellow, handgun-sized Electro Blaster appeared between her fingers. As with the Vertex Shield, a larger but otherwise identical weapon appeared in Gattai Robo's hand - and as Kiko raised her weapon to aim at her enemy, Gattai Robo raised its own.

The other robot stood upright.

"Kiko..." Ikku said. "Don't fire."

The other robot bowed its head slowly, then dropped to its knees. It cradled its face in its hands and made loud, sobbing noises. Cautiously, the Robomen approached and placed Gattai Robo's free, massive left hand on the other robot's shoulder.

["It's okay!"] Kiko said through Gattai Robo's mouth. ["We don't want to hurt you. Really!"]

The robot looked up at them. A broad grin was etched across his face, but it was only visible for a moment; he dropped his head again, aiming the top of the large tank he carried on his back directly at Gattai Robo's head, and shouted "Numeri!"

The tank began to spin, and although Sei moved quickly to place Gattai Robo's gigantic Vertex Shield between it and the other robot, it was too little too late; thick, viscous browl liquid shot from a small opening at the top of the tank and spilled across Gattai Robo's head, torso and exposed arm. The Vertex Shield and Electro Blaster faded into nothingness... and Gattai Robo froze.

"We can't move!" Ikku exclaimed. "Why can't we move?"

"Gattai Robo's right arm is fused to its torso," Sei said. "I cannot separate them."

"Our feet aren't going anywhere either!" Kiko shouted. "Guys...!"

The other robot stepped forward and placed a closed fist meters in front of Gattai Robo's forehead - but at their scale, it may as well have only been a few inches. It stared closely into Gattai Robo's eyes then, still grinning, flicked its forehead hard. The cockpit inside Gattai Robo's body shook violently but the head itself, held in place by the brown goo, did not move.

The robot waved playfully and, again suffused with bright red kenez energy, it shrank back to its tiny five-foot size and ran from the scene.

"What do we do now?" Kiko asked. "I have to get back to work!"

"We... ACHOO!" Ikku sneezed again. "I don't know. Sei?"

"We cannot disassemble Gattai Robo in its current state." He tapped a number of buttons on his Alert Bracer again and spoke into it. "Cog? We require your assistance."

They waited and within seconds, the cockpit was illuminated by the blue glow of raido energy heralding the arrival of the tiny mechanoid. She glanced around the room until her eyes settled on Ikku.

"You don't look well!" she told him.

"I told you!" Kiko said. "Ikku, you have to go home and rest!"

"After we sort this - ACHOO! - mess out!" he replied.

"Neither of you can help now," Sei said. "You should leave. I will contact you if we need you here."

"But the robot...!" Ikku protested.

"The robot can wait until I'm back from work." Kiko crossed the cockpit and took Ikku's hand. "Go home, Ikku."

"But - "

"NOW!"


Elsewhere

"What do you mean 'it got away'?"

Director Satoshi paced around the perimeter of his office, glancing only occasionally at the black-clad form of Damien Sinclair, who stood patiently at the centre of the room. Satoshi seemed to be counting his steps as he walked, focussing more on that effort than anything Sinclair had said - until Sinclair mentioned the escape of one of the director's sentient robots.

"Mochi Robo used its numeri fluid on the battalion of Gears that was guarding it and fled, taking all of our kenez and raido shards with it," Sinclair explained.

"I am not impressed, Guardian!" Satoshi snapped. He stopped pacing around the room and approached Sinclair. The older man leaned in so that his face was only inches away from that of his subordinate. "First you arrive back from London with severe damage to Chojin Robo, and now you tell me you cannot contain a single, minor, incomplete robot, even with an entire battalion of Gears to back you up?"

"Yes, sir."

Satoshi shook his head solemnly.

"I am beginning to wish I had accepted Doctor Brachis' candidate for Operation: Guardian, even knowing that he was a spy," he said. "So far, your only value has been in delivering information regarding the effects of combining jera and raido energy. Your trip to the parallel universe of Fait Accompli might be of use to me yet."

He rubbed his chin as he considered his options.

"No, I suppose you're not completely useless. It's those damned artificial intelligence chips! Only Nagura knew how to install them properly, and now that he is dead I fear we may never be able to repeat the success we had with Buki Robo and Chojin Robo."

Except he isn't dead, Sinclair thought. At least... he didn't die when Buki Robo exploded inside Blizzard Base Zero. Maybe I should find out...

"Find out for me," Satoshi said, snapping Sinclair out of his thoughts. "Find out what Mochi Robo is doing, where it is, and bring it back to me. I don't care how, but I want that robot. More importantly, I want my eternity shards!"

Sinclair nodded.

"There's more," he said. "Mochi Robo managed to freeze Gattai Robo in place in the middle of New Orleans."

"Without kenez shards, we cannot change the size of our robots enough to cause Gattai Robo any damage," Satoshi told him. "Find Mochi Robo before the Robomen repair their robot, then do whatever your must to destroy it once and for all."


Later

Ikku sat in the back room of 'Hey, Pizza!', absentmindedly switched on the small television Trick kept there. It was the middle of the day, and Ikku knew there would be nothing on worth watching. As the image appeared on the screen, Ikku realised he had forgotten one thing:

Giant robots in the middle of a city were still big news.

Every channel featured live news coverage of Gattai Robo, still frozen in place in the heart of the city. Their battle had taken place only a short walk from 'Hey, Pizza!' and, Ikku realised as he listened carefully, the restaurant was already full of customers, many of whom were probably getting something to eat on their way to or back from seeing Gattai Robo.

Stupid Kiko! Ikku thought. I should be helping somehow. I'm not even - "ACHOO!" - sick!

He continued to cycle through the channels until one managed to stand out; the images it showed were still ones of live news coverage, still in New Orleans, but featuring an altogether different robot. Footage from a security camera was shown, featuring the small robot the Robomen had so recently faced as it fled through the back door of a bakery, its goods all either destroyed or stolen.

The security footage disappeared and a reporter stood interviewing the bakery's owner, who angrily explained what had happened - the robot had burst in, tried to eat the cakes and pies on display, and when it realised it could not it placed whatever it could in the tank on its back and smashed the rest.

What is it trying to do? Ikku wondered. It sounds like it just wants to - "ACHOO!"

"That's it!" Ikku said to himself. "I'm not staying here. I'm going to find that robot!"

He got to his feet and pulled on a long black trenchcoat and brown boots to cover his robosuit. He stepped through the plastic doors separating the back room from the rest of the restaurant and pushed his way through the dozens of customers that were packed within its walls and spilled out into the street beyond. The street, too, was filled with people - Gattai Robo was quite the attention-grabber.

He passed through the crowd unnoticed and soon found himself back in the alleyway where the Robomen had first confronted the robot; at its far end lay the purse the robot had stolen. Ikku rushed over and bent to pick it up.

As he checked to make sure nothing had spilled from the bag when it was dropped, he felt something thick and sticky drip onto his neck. Reflexively, he looked up, just in time to see a thick, creamy, custard pie before it struck his face and splattered back through his hair.

"What the...? ACHOO!" he sneezed again, sending the thick filling flying in all directions. He pawed the sticky mess out of his eyes and looked up again to see the small robot, dangling precariously from a tiny hole in the alley wall, laughing hysterically.

At least, it looked like it was laughing. No sound came from its mouth, and Ikku finally realised the only word it had spoken was 'Numeri', when it attacked Gattai Robo.

He took one step towards the robot, which immediately stopped laughing and pulled away from him.

"Wait! Don't run away!" Ikku tried to reassure it. "I don't want to hurt-CHOO!" He sneezed again, and when he opened his eyes the robot was upon him. It shoved him to the ground and tried, again, to take the purse.

"Let - ACHOO! - go - ACHOO!" Ikku shouted. "We don't - ACHOO! - want - ACHOO!"

The robot squatted over Ikku's chest and appeared to laugh again. It raised one hand high above Ikku's face and, before the red-garbed Roboman could react, it brought it down against his left cheek, rendering him unconscious with a single blow.